{"id":10807,"date":"2009-09-16T15:39:01","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T23:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10807"},"modified":"2009-09-16T15:43:26","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T23:43:26","slug":"im-ready-to-release-my-own-line-of-yoga-videos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10807","title":{"rendered":"I’m Ready To Release My Own Line Of Yoga Videos"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m a certified instructor in mystical yoga.<\/p>\n

All I need is enough hot chix to fill the hovel, all wearing spandex and attentive expressions.<\/p>\n

I’ll talk for a few minutes about spirituality and then launch into a provocative series of poses a la the opening scenes of My Tutor<\/a> (a seminal movie from my adolescene, it was where I was first introduced to Kitten Nativadad).<\/p>\n

Then I’ll sell the vids via Paypal for $19:95.<\/p>\n

Let’s make this happen!<\/p>\n

Together we can create a better world.<\/p>\n

Tikkun Olam. Kabbalah. Guru Luke. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n

It’s time to open your heart and your wallet.<\/p>\n

Luke’s conversion classes are finished<\/a>, but his education has just begun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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