{"id":107860,"date":"2016-09-26T16:12:17","date_gmt":"2016-09-27T00:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=107860"},"modified":"2016-09-26T16:12:17","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T00:12:17","slug":"would-i-stay-quiet-for-100","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=107860","title":{"rendered":"Would I Stay Quiet For $100?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friend: If I paid you $100, do you think you could manage not to watch, read or comment on the upcoming debate?<br \/>\nLuke: No<br \/>\nFriend: $1,000?<br \/>\nLuke: No<br \/>\nFriend: Lol, I figured. Enjoy your &#8220;sex.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friend: If I paid you $100, do you think you could manage not to watch, read or comment on the upcoming debate? Luke: No Friend: $1,000? Luke: No Friend: Lol, I figured. Enjoy your &#8220;sex.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107860"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":107861,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107860\/revisions\/107861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}