{"id":10767,"date":"2009-09-15T16:32:58","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T00:32:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10767"},"modified":"2009-09-15T16:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T00:44:00","slug":"i-want-to-learn-how-to-tell-my-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10767","title":{"rendered":"I Want To Learn How To Tell My Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a flyer yesterday for a <a href=\"http:\/\/creativerites.com\/\">ten-week workshop<\/a> for low-income men and women to tell their stories. These poor buggers would learn about writing it up and delivering it in public.<\/p>\n<p>I thought this could help me overcome my shyness, particularly with the opposite sex.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m poor. I figured I qualified. I figured I was a poster-boy for poverty.<\/p>\n<p>So I applied and then I found out that the grant underwriting the workshop specified that low-income meant earning less than $15,000 a year.<\/p>\n<p>I make more than that.<\/p>\n<p>I can not tell a lie.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll have to figure out other ways to tell my story.<\/p>\n<p>All I need is some female attention. Then I blossom and become quite gregarious.<\/p>\n<p>Like the song says, I need love (but only within the strictest halachic boundaries rigorously enforced by the <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?cat=3276\">surliest<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rccvaad.org\/\">RCC rabbis<\/a> and <A HREF=\"http:\/\/theunorthodoxjew.blogspot.com\/\">kashrut-supervising convicted sex offender<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a flyer yesterday for a ten-week workshop for low-income men and women to tell their stories. These poor buggers would learn about writing it up and delivering it in public. I thought this could help me overcome my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10767\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[15099,7412,29910,6412,18944,18945,18946,18947],"class_list":["post-10767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-female-attention","tag-halachic","tag-kashrut","tag-men-and-women","tag-poor-buggers","tag-poster-boy","tag-shyness","tag-surliest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10767"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10773,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10767\/revisions\/10773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}