{"id":10577,"date":"2009-09-09T15:33:48","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T23:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10577"},"modified":"2009-09-09T16:18:47","modified_gmt":"2009-09-10T00:18:47","slug":"what-is-eye-patch-underwear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10577","title":{"rendered":"What Is Eye-Patch Underwear?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently it helped cause the moral breakdown of a conservative Republican state assemblyman<\/a>.<\/p>\n

One source says<\/a>: "It is underwear made from an eyepatch. It is typically worn with a parrot on the shoulder and a prosthetic leg."<\/p>\n

Comte says: "I’m guessing it refers to mini thong-type panties that have about the same amount of coverage area as a typical pirate’s eye patch."<\/p>\n

Feel free to discuss on my live cam<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Charles Dore:<\/a> looks good on her, but looks better on YOU!<\/div>\n

Minne posts<\/a>: "Think of a patch of fabric, about 2" triangle, with three strings on it."<\/p>\n

Whatever eye-patch underwear is, I think it’s disgusting and I hope the RCC<\/a> bans it. There’s no place in Orthodox Judaism — or any God-fearing home — for eye-patch underwear.<\/p>\n

Diogenes writes: "I think it’s underwear that is so tiny that you lift your eyepatch to stare at it with BOTH eyes."<\/p>\n

Donald writes: "This is merely the logical result of years of unhealthy sexual self-repression, as aging, holier-than-thou Republicans hit mid-life and suddenly realize what they’ve been missing, tap into their inner teenaged slutpuppy, and seek to make up for lost time by humping anything that moves."<\/p>\n

A source says<\/a>: "A string bikini where there is only a little patch of fabric to cover up the actual lips of the…"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently it helped cause the moral breakdown of a conservative Republican state assemblyman. One source says: "It is underwear made from an eyepatch. It is typically worn with a parrot on the shoulder and a prosthetic leg." Comte says: "I’m … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[225],"tags":[32017,18839,18842,18840,18845,1132,18841,18843,18844,14408],"class_list":["post-10577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adultery","tag-casey-serin","tag-eye-patch","tag-eyepatch","tag-moral-breakdown","tag-onesy","tag-orthodox-judaism","tag-prosthetic-leg","tag-republican-state","tag-slutpuppy","tag-state-assemblyman"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t