{"id":105726,"date":"2016-09-06T10:33:56","date_gmt":"2016-09-06T18:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=105726"},"modified":"2016-09-06T10:35:46","modified_gmt":"2016-09-06T18:35:46","slug":"how-was-your-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=105726","title":{"rendered":"How Was Your Weekend?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ask the secretary: &#8220;How was your weekend?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>She replies: &#8220;What do you want?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Ahh, she knows me well.<\/p>\n<p>Thesokorus: &#8220;You just need more levels of duplicity is all. You can do it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Miriam: &#8220;Yup! That is the common reply to your out of character-nice greetings. I get a chill down my back when you greet normal people (aka not female models) in a nice way.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ask the secretary: &#8220;How was your weekend?&#8221; She replies: &#8220;What do you want?&#8221; Ahh, she knows me well. Thesokorus: &#8220;You just need more levels of duplicity is all. You can do it!&#8221; Miriam: &#8220;Yup! That is the common reply &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=105726\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105726"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":105731,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105726\/revisions\/105731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}