{"id":105630,"date":"2016-09-05T14:31:23","date_gmt":"2016-09-05T22:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=105630"},"modified":"2016-09-05T14:31:23","modified_gmt":"2016-09-05T22:31:23","slug":"why-ive-decided-to-take-a-gap-year-before-joining-isis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=105630","title":{"rendered":"‘Why I\u2019ve Decided To Take A Gap Year Before Joining ISIS’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tristan Beverly writes<\/a>: In the face of unprecedented pressure to succeed, today\u2019s young adults have less time than ever to form their identities and discover who they want to be. The narrow, sheltered world of childhood can only prepare you for so much and offers little chance for kids to expand their perspectives and nourish their souls. All of this is why I\u2019ve decided to take a gap year before I join ISIS.<\/p>\n

As I see it, I\u2019ll have the rest of my life to concentrate on violently establishing a universal caliphate. Why not have a little fun first?<\/p>\n

People might look at my desire to take a gap year as a sign I\u2019m not fully dedicated to jihad. But it\u2019s quite the contrary. I just want to be prepared to take on all of the things I\u2019ll be learning. When I sit down to learn to field-strip my AK-47, I don\u2019t want to be daydreaming of what it\u2019d be like to walk along the White Cliffs of Dover. I want to know what it\u2019s like firsthand.<\/p>\n

Do I want to establish Allah\u2019s kingdom on Earth? Of course I do. But I can\u2019t think of a better way to prepare to destroy every country in the European Union than to travel through them with nothing but a change of clothes and a few Kerouac novels in my backpack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tristan Beverly writes: In the face of unprecedented pressure to succeed, today\u2019s young adults have less time than ever to form their identities and discover who they want to be. The narrow, sheltered world of childhood can only prepare you … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42777,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-isis","category-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t