Hot Shiksa calls.<\/p>\n
I squeal: "You poked me on Facebook! This is a whole new direction for our relationship. We’re finally making our feelings concrete. It’s not just words. Now it’s down to poking. We’re making things holy."<\/p>\n
Hot Shiksa: "I logged in to Facebook in a different way and saw that you had poked me. So I poked back.<\/p>\n
"They don’t have pokes on the iPhone.<\/p>\n
"Hey, if you’re going to write about me on your site, please do me the respect of capitalizing my name — Hot Shiksa.<\/p>\n
"If I let you poke me for real, you’d be overcome by guilt. That’s why I don’t want to have sex with you. What happened to chivalry? All these guys in my life want to have sex with me. It’s so boring."<\/p>\n
"How many guys is that?"<\/p>\n
"How many girls do you want to sleep with? Twenty? —–"<\/p>\n
"You think I want to poke ——?"<\/p>\n
"Yes. And half the girls in yoga."<\/p>\n
"I’m not like that. Yoga is sacred space for me. It’s not pick-up territory. I’m 43. I’m not looking to hook up. I’m looking to get married and to have kids and to live out a relationship sanctified by God and state. I want a wife so I can perform more mitzvahs.<\/p>\n
"Do you seriously think I’d treat you with more respect if you were Jewish?"<\/p>\n
"Yes."<\/p>\n
"You’re wrong. You’re paranoid."<\/p>\n
"And if I were ten years younger."<\/p>\n
"That’s a low blow. There’s so much wisdom that a woman gains as she grows older and gets more wrinkles and packs on the weight and loses her desire to have sex. It’s a beautiful thing. It’s more spiritual than all the tawdry poking that the young are obsessed with. You’ve helped me overcome all my lustful desires. Now I just want to live in peace with God."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hot Shiksa calls. I squeal: "You poked me on Facebook! This is a whole new direction for our relationship. We’re finally making our feelings concrete. It’s not just words. Now it’s down to poking. We’re making things holy." Hot Shiksa: … Continue reading