{"id":104575,"date":"2016-08-28T11:39:12","date_gmt":"2016-08-28T19:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=104575"},"modified":"2016-08-28T11:39:12","modified_gmt":"2016-08-28T19:39:12","slug":"top-10-signs-your-kid-is-altright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=104575","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 signs your kid is #AltRight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/triggerwarning.us\/top-10-signs-your-child-is-alt-right\/\">LINK<\/a>: 4. They refer to you as a \u201ccuck\u201d when you put on FOX News.<\/p>\n<p>5. They refuse to do their chores because it is the current year.<\/p>\n<p>6. They\u2019ve carved ancient Nordic symbols into their wrists that \u201cnormiefags like you wouldn\u2019t understand.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>7. You find a \u201cMake America Great Again\u201d hat which is hidden inside their sock drawer.<\/p>\n<p>8. They refer to their curfew as \u201cthe downfall of Western civilization.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>9. When you ask them which Disney or Pixar character they want to show up to their birthday party, they scream at you and say: \u201cI only want Pepe!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LINK: 4. They refer to you as a \u201ccuck\u201d when you put on FOX News. 5. They refuse to do their chores because it is the current year. 6. They\u2019ve carved ancient Nordic symbols into their wrists that \u201cnormiefags like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=104575\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42720],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alt-right"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=104575"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104576,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104575\/revisions\/104576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=104575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=104575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=104575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}