Chaim Amalek To all those goyim who blame the Jews for the rapid decline of the West I say: Pope Francis – not a Jew; Angela Merkel – not a Jew. And then I pray to Hashem: “Thank you God for not having made Pope Francis or Angela Merkel into Jews.”<\/p>\n
Lewis Fein Folks: Chaim is Luke Ford.<\/p>\n
Chaim Amalek Shhh. When are you inviting me over for a Shabbos meal? Of course, I will have to kasher it first by providing you with a list of acceptable caterers and Mexican servers, and since I cannot travel on Shabbos you will need to invite me to spend erev Shabbos with you. But you seem to have plenty of room. It would be such a mitzvah.<\/p>\n
Chaim Amalek Also, does your wife have an available sister, and would she be willing to become an orthodox Jew like me? I’m thinking we could become like brothers.<\/p>\n
Chaim Amalek Still waiting for an invite, so why not break the ice at my apartment? That way the laws of kashruth will not be an issue, as I will be supervising the kitchen, and I can show you the fabled hospitality of Aussie Torah Jews: malt beer, vegetables on the vine, smoothies you will dream about. Afterwards, we can learn some gemorah together and go over the political situation confronting White America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Chaim Amalek To all those goyim who blame the Jews for the rapid decline of the West I say: Pope Francis – not a Jew; Angela Merkel – not a Jew. And then I pray to Hashem: “Thank you God … Continue reading