{"id":10363,"date":"2009-09-01T17:47:16","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T01:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10363"},"modified":"2009-09-01T17:47:16","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T01:47:16","slug":"but-i-wear-a-yarmulke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10363","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;But I Wear A Yarmulke&#8230;&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D. emails: You whingeing little ponce! You write, &quot;I wear a yarmulke and tzitzit and a beard and people still ask me if I&rsquo;m Jewish.&quot; You&#8217;re NOT Jewish. A self-administered conversion doesn&#8217;t count. Rabbi Union was right. You&#8217;re a deceitful whelp. If I, your dear old dad, donned a bloody mitre, it wouldn&#8217;t make me a fair-dinkum Catholic bishop, would it? You&#8217;re just playing dress-up like you did with your dead mum&#8217;s clothes and makeup. That didn&#8217;t make you a girl, did it? Well, at least physically it didn&#8217;t. Your romps with your childhood mate Wayne Cherry lead me to believe that you believed it did. Sickening. <\/p>\n<p>And keep up with your fair-dinkum Alexander Technique. It seems as fraudulent and specious as everything else you undertake. <\/p>\n<p>The next time I see you, Sunny Jim, I&#8217;ll give you a  wallop you won&#8217;t soon forget.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D. emails: You whingeing little ponce! You write, &quot;I wear a yarmulke and tzitzit and a beard and people still ask me if I&rsquo;m Jewish.&quot; You&#8217;re NOT Jewish. A self-administered conversion doesn&#8217;t count. Rabbi Union was right. You&#8217;re a deceitful &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10363\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[31647,13428,2575,6628,1192,30513],"class_list":["post-10363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-alexander-technique","tag-dear-old-dad","tag-fair-dinkum","tag-sunny-jim","tag-tzitzit","tag-yarmulke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10364,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10363\/revisions\/10364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}