{"id":10318,"date":"2009-08-29T21:35:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T05:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10318"},"modified":"2009-08-29T21:35:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T05:35:41","slug":"dont-you-want-to-marry-someone-jewish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10318","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Don&#8217;t You Want To Marry Someone Jewish?&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Havdalah. Four hot chix hold the candle. My friend Susie* says, &quot;Raise it up high to the height of your <em>bashert<\/em>.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>She turns to me and says, &quot;How tall are you?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>She raises her hand to the height of the top of my head and then brings it over to the candle and raises it up.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Six four,&quot; she says.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Don&#8217;t you want to marry someone Jewish?&quot; I ask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Havdalah. Four hot chix hold the candle. My friend Susie* says, &quot;Raise it up high to the height of your bashert.&quot; She turns to me and says, &quot;How tall are you?&quot; She raises her hand to the height of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10318\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[18708,18707,8594,18709],"class_list":["post-10318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-bashert","tag-friend-susie","tag-hot-chix","tag-top-of-my-head"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10318"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10320,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10318\/revisions\/10320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}