{"id":10318,"date":"2009-08-29T21:35:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T05:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10318"},"modified":"2009-08-29T21:35:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T05:35:41","slug":"dont-you-want-to-marry-someone-jewish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=10318","title":{"rendered":"‘Don’t You Want To Marry Someone Jewish?’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Havdalah. Four hot chix hold the candle. My friend Susie* says, "Raise it up high to the height of your bashert<\/em>."<\/p>\n

She turns to me and says, "How tall are you?"<\/p>\n

She raises her hand to the height of the top of my head and then brings it over to the candle and raises it up.<\/p>\n

"Six four," she says.<\/p>\n

"Don’t you want to marry someone Jewish?" I ask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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