A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into
\na taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
\nThe cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
\neyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt
\nto start the cab.
\nThe woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong
\nwith you, honey? – Haven’t you ever seen a naked
\nwoman before?”
\nThe old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you
\nsumsing, lady. I vasn’t staring at you like you
\ntink; det vould not be proper vair I come from.”
\nThe drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if
\nyou’re not staring at my naked body, sweetie, what
\nare you doing then?”
\nHe paused a moment, then told her…”Vell, M’am,
\nI am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking
\nto myself,’Vair in da world is dis lady keeping
\nde money to pay for dis ride?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no … Continue reading