{"id":101123,"date":"2016-07-13T10:46:12","date_gmt":"2016-07-13T18:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=101123"},"modified":"2016-07-13T10:46:12","modified_gmt":"2016-07-13T18:46:12","slug":"finding-a-wife-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=101123","title":{"rendered":"Finding A Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friend: What are you doing to attract a wife?<br \/>\nLuke: Hagbah<br \/>\nTweeting<br \/>\nFriend: No women present<br \/>\nI hope u have followers on Twitter, not many in fb.<br \/>\nMaybe if you stopped wasting your time on Shtuyot, and went to social gatherings, there would be a spark.<br \/>\nThe old Luke was a celebrity.<br \/>\nTwitter is for Goyim, anyways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friend: What are you doing to attract a wife? Luke: Hagbah Tweeting Friend: No women present I hope u have followers on Twitter, not many in fb. Maybe if you stopped wasting your time on Shtuyot, and went to social &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=101123\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101124,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101123\/revisions\/101124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}