Unless it’s quite cold.<\/p>\n
Next week, filmmaker Miss Sandberg-Hansson<\/a> (we’re practically married — neither church, state nor shul can keep us apart — only director Paul Verhoven can), must flee our fair land for a few months to get her immigration status in order.<\/p>\n It pains me that such an Aryan maiden must be troubled by such things when our border is being overrun by dusky broads not nearly as fine.<\/p>\n I should become America’s immigration czar.<\/p>\n Julia emails: "I want James Gunn<\/a> to be attracted to me so i can turn him down."<\/p>\n Don’t we all?<\/p>\n Julia: "You gay?"<\/p>\n No. I’m not gay. I’m just saving myself for the right woman.<\/p>\n Julia’s website<\/a> Julia’s MySpace<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Unless it’s quite cold. Next week, filmmaker Miss Sandberg-Hansson (we’re practically married — neither church, state nor shul can keep us apart — only director Paul Verhoven can), must flee our fair land for a few months to get her … Continue reading