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A Bad Smell

Disconsolate, listless, pathetic davening. For this I converted? I feel like we’re all davening under water. My lips and throat and arms feel heavy. I can barely move. I can’t be bothered to greet anybody and nobody can be bothered … Continue reading

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Aviv Tuchman – The Best Solution To The RCC

I ran into a bloke the other day who felt like he was dealing with a corrupt beit din at the Rabbinical Council of California. I referred him to attorney Aviv Tuchman at tuchmanlaw@aol.com.

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Why So Serious?

Lou Ford (I don’t know who this bloke is, I just know him from his correspondence correcting my errors) emails: "Hey, Luke, saw you at the Robertson Library today.  Very impressive mane all around; weight loss looks good too.  But … Continue reading

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Von Dutch Is The Only Place That Appreciates My Van

I actually got props for van today at Von Dutch on La Brea and Melrose Blvds. "It looks like something the unabomber would drive," said a bloke. Kenny Howard would’ve had a field day with my vehicle.

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Getting Into My Life

Though I present a facade of openness on my blog, I’m as wary as the next bloke about letting people into my life. Here are some ways people typically disqualify themselves from entering my life: * Presuming too much. Just … Continue reading

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