I am announcing my candidacy for U.S. Senate in 2010 for the Republican nomination to take Barbara Boxer’s seat.
Nicoletista: What was the torah portion for the week "lost in love" came out?
guest57: ok i am dumb what does immutable mean
guest57: big words
guest58: this is all confusing stuff
guest56: hell ea
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guest58: oh god
guest56: i have no sound
guest58: another nutcase
guest57: better keep your day job
guest56: give him a chance
guest56: his idea on relegion no worse than all the others
guest57: relegion another big word
guest56: i say relegions i mean buisness’s
guest47: i lost sound too
guest56: poor u
guest57: your lucky
guest57: he was singing
guest56: i think he is trying to hyponotze me with the zooming cam and messages
guest56: i cant pell
guest56: f**k im off
guest47: yeah, that made me wonder whether graham russell or russell hitchc**k was the moral leader of air supply
guest57: be back later
guest47: love the nanny for hithc**k
guest47: or were the just two aspects of one guy called russell
rward to the run
rum: so where’s the tellifin? I want to see you sitting there with a square box on your head?
YourMoralLeader: put ’em on already
YourMoralLeader: you’re late
rum: damn…any Jewess’ about
YourMoralLeader: but welcome
YourMoralLeader: together we can change the world
nicolletista: the guy’s got his kippah on
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nicolletista: luke "as frum as they come" ford
rum: together we can change the world…I don’t want to change the world..I want the stock market improve…can we do that together
YourMoralLeader: let us pray
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YourMoralLeader: gawd, that whiskey’s good
nicolletista: he’s even wearing black
guest69: are you a cult leader
nicolletista: he btter be==that’s why i’m here
guest69: me 2
rum: yeah! He’s Morey Manson
guest69: lets buy some land start a new relegion
guest70: how sensitive is the sound here? Can I hear your toilet flush like on your old internet radio show?
YourMoralLeader: not sure
guest69: thats was my toiley
YourMoralLeader: i’m starting a cult
guest70: Please give me a test flush. Thanks
YourMoralLeader: this is the beginning of the ultimate redemption
nicolletista: yay! i’ve been looking all over the internet for it!
guest69: ill join your cult but i aint having sex with u
YourMoralLeader: not q requirement
YourMoralLeader: just a 10% tithe
guest69: mmmm i dunno
guest70: Is that one of your Howard Hughes jars that you’re swilling from? Gross!
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guest72: He needs a shave and a wash lol
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guest70: Shall we start a shampoo drive for this pooor soul?
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rum: Luke I think you look better with the beard…covers up the jowls
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guest69: maybe his source of power
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guest69: ffs nicollestisita stay still
guest70: Are you moisturizin
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YourMoralLeader: yeah, nose raw
nicolletista: sorry, keep loing stream
guest70: Raw nose from???
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YourMoralLeader: nasty cold
guest73: do you have a cold?
nicolletista: the authoritative australian accent is completely necessary to preserve svengali-like power
guest73: ohhh poor you
guest70: Male to female oral sex would clear that nose thing up pronoto.
nicolletista: can’t be a proper cult leader or torah guy wihtout PRESENCE
guest69: id like to grow potatoes for the cult
guest70: How do you generate sheckles with your shut in life style
nicolletista: i call luke the kurrikurriner rebbe
rum: Luke, do you shower everyday?
guest69: i want t be called skywalker
nicolletista: well he’s already luke
guest70: I am nervous. You place your hand in your lap for a few minutes then pull it up and rub white stuff on your face. This is weird.
rum: the beard looks good but the hair needs a trim
guest69: ok jedi then
rum: where are the Jewess’
rum: there should be Jewess’ at least one
guest70: Is it true you are a shut-in due to those Cealis three day boners?
guest70: Cargo shorts could diguise your arrousal.
rum: Luke should call his Dr with a boner lasting more than four days
guest70: Call the Guiness book!
rum: I took the stuff once and I’m still waiting for a four minute boner…I went back to Viagara
rum: my sound went off…it’s like a silent movie again
vodka: if he starts picking im outa here
guest70: I don’t hear any Air Supply tunes. My sound must have cut, too.
rum: Luke this will eventually become boring (sooner than later) I think you should have gyests to liven things up a bit.
guest70: Maybe your social worker could guest?
YourMoralLeader: i luv u all
nicolletista: narcissism more easily fed without guests
rum: where’s Jimmy D..he was always good for a few laughs
guest70: Rumors say you’ve swelled to 300+ pounds. Stand and show your tummy!
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jimmyd: is that better
guest70: Do it, fatty!
rum: great idea…ask Air Supply tio guest…in between the few gigs they manage to get..I’m sure they’d jump at the opportunity..One Aussie to another as it were.
jimmyd: yes do it
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jim: put some babes on this is boring
jim: dam what was that
guest70: That killed my four day boner ……
YourMoralLeader: shall i pull out my gun
rum: Moral Leader has soft gut
guest70: Gun is a metaphor for penis, right?
jim: its a snub nose my bet
nicolletista: you could as questions like, what was the torah portion for the week "lost in love" came out?
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guest70: What is that flatulent sound I keep hearing?
rum: Kenda jade, your old flame should GUEST and shake her booty like she used to do on Howard Stern
rum: that’s Luke
rum: I hear it too…I think the show was better without sound
guest70: Luke is too passive. He is to entertain us not vice versa.
guest70: Hair line looks a little thin there.
nicolletista: luke we are such a fascinating community that you might never get any work done
rum: Luke has about six people on…about the same number that bought his books
jim: true lets go on strike untill he gets funny
guest70: Luke and work in the same sentence. You don’t see that everyday.
rum: It’s work wrapping his head with tellifin
guest70: Can you offer life advice to other obese shut-ins like myself?
rum: and me
nicolletista: so are you saying he shouldn’t so it on shabbat?
jim: i can go outside lazy ass
rum: Jesus Christ…what a cough. Do you have TB?
guest70: You sound unwell. Is the vegetarian lifestyle really that healthy?
YourMoralLeader: the c**ktail helps my immuno deficiency syndrome
guest70: You are a poor spokesmodle for PETA
jim: atleast cover your mouth im getting all the spray
rum: sounds like Doc Holliday in that Wyatt Earp movie
guest70: Just more secretions to rub on his beard
jim: he was coughing blood thou
rum: more farting noises…what a show…coughing farting and no Jewess’…this show should be canceleld
rum: not even a porno chick in sight
guest70: Death row inmates have it better that is true
guest70: Again swilling from the urine jar.
jim: is that urine
rum: is he drinking rice milk?
rum: yellow rice milk
guest70: Ghandi drank his own urine. Why not, Luke?
jim: creem of some young guy soup
guest70: Is he drilling?
guest70: Yes, he is!
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jim: lol great spot for the cam to be frooze in
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guest70: Maybe we should switch to the Gekko cam. More enlightening I bet.
rum: have you ever heard of any woman staying over the hovel more than one night?
guest70: Roofies only last 12 hours
rum: the flatuance, gargling, coughing, mouth guard, leg braces…soon he’ll be getting chicks the wayne Gacey way
guest70: Does the yarmulke conceal your balding paite?
guest70: I would like the authories to inspect the crawl space beneath the hovel.
rum: Rememebr the old Wayne Gacey joke…"what’s the temperature in Wayne Gacey’s house? 23 below"
YourMoralLeader: How can I make money from this webcam?
YourMoralLeader: Should I go subscription model?
guest70: I don’t see any value to this aside from making my life look interesting.
rum: make money? change the name to General Hospital
nicolletista: yes, you could give me $3.99 to watch uit
YourMoralLeader: maybe you’re not spiritual enough to appreciate what I’m giving you
rum: I think you’re right…
nicolletista: luke i am offering you my love and respect
jim: whatever im bored and im outa here
YourMoralLeader: thank you, how about your body too?
guest70: why don’t you update your site anymore? I mean how hard is it to cut and paste? You are lazy!
rum: I don’t want to catch what you got…glad I’m here on the other side of the screen
YourMoralLeader: lukeford.net is my site, no longer lukeisback
guest70: OK then. So you have no income now. How smart was that?
guest70: Has it been seven years since your last bankruptcy? Is that what made you so c**ky as to sell your golden goose?
rum: sell the Jewish site start a new porno site The Real Luke is Back..wait a month sell that one too…