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* You are such a catch! Why aren't you married? A. CFS * Are you a fag? No, I just write like a 14-year old girl. * Are you an Orthodox Jew? I'd like to be. * Why'd you become a Jew? Because I believe it is the best "step-by-step system for making a good world" (to quote my hero Dennis Prager). * Do you ever get published? Rarely. * Do you do things for people that they can do for themselves? Rarely. * Do you answer emails that are badly spelled and punctuated? Not unless the writer is a hot chick or I need the person. *Is it true that Cathy Seipp and you used to date? No. * Do you have any black friends? No close black friends. * Has anyone ever let you babysit their young kids? A few people. * Do you like to eat out? Not unless you're paying. * Why don't you proof your stuff before you publish? Because I'm lazy. * Why haven't you made something of your life? Because I'm lazy. * Is there really a Chaim Amalek? Ask Rabbi Gadol (rabbigadol at yahoo.com). * Do you believe in Intelligent Design? Yes. I believe God made the universe.
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