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This Week’s Torah Portion – Parashat Noach (Genesis 6:9-11:32)
I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs Mondays at 7:00 pm PST on my live cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. Watch the video! This week we study Parashat Noach (Genesis 6:9-11:32). * I thought we’d start by … Continue reading
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Tagged genesis 6, oy vey, rabbi ari kahn, rabbs, trophy wife, weekly torah portion
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The Dean and Jerry Show!
Greg Leake emails: Hi Luke, On the final YouTube of the last Torah Talk, you and Rabbs were speculating about what kind of people were attracted to the talks and I guess conceivably your blog. I’ve done a little thinking … Continue reading
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Tagged bowline knots, lenny bruce, oy vey, prime directive, seamanship, youtube
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Pinchas Vs. The Girls Of Baal-Peor
This week’s Torah portion has so much slaughter and fornication that it would make a good videogame. I’m normally a very strong man, but there’s just something about Midianite girls that puts the lead in my pencil. I remember meeting … Continue reading
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Tagged cardboard boxes, christian women, flesh and blood, moral leader, oy vey, stationwagon, stationwagons, strong man, stronger man, talk about jesus, torah portion
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Disturbing Dream
Last night, I dreamt that I befriended Michael Vick. I had him over to Shabbat dinner with some girls and my rabbi. After dinner, I got up on the couch with a couple of girls and mounted them (one at … Continue reading
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Tagged camper van, oy vey, shabbat, shabbat dinner, shul
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‘Ehehehhehhehh’
I hate that sound — "Ehehhehhehh!" It means I’m wrong. I’m bad. I’m busted. It means I may not pass go, I may not collect $200. For 43 years, people have been saying "Ehehhehhehh!" to me. It means I can’t … Continue reading
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Tagged alexander technique teacher, folsom prison, lively conversation, loving heart, matriarchy, mitts, national geographics, oy vey, shtick, six weeks, teacher training, walk the line, warm hands
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