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Tag Archives: nbsp
I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam
I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video I plan to have … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged balloons, big brother, dark voice, Emma, ennis, frustration, having sex, hovel, jewish girl, laughter, madness, moral leader, nbsp, nervous breakdown, plants, prime entertainment, punt, roadrunner, tickles, voice exercises
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Buying Men Plants
From my live chat: guest63: Now men are comparing women to dogs that we buy you balloons so "mark our territory"? If we wanted to mark our territory, we would star decorating your apartments, or buy a plant so you … Continue reading
Posted in Dating
Tagged Apartments, beard, blue flowers, chatroom, dogs, Emma, live chat, nbsp, plant person, plants, question index, sunscreen, yahoo
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Dear Rabbi,
…can we recruit her for our shul’s women’s minyan? She would make a great Chazzanit! And this girl too, please. I’d come for every minyan and I’d daven with kavannah.
At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met
From my live cam: Video palestine4ever: This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack: i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever: I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged agony, andrea yates, balloon, balloons, beard, bladder, blue eyes, compilation, e card, every ten minutes, gonna pop, haircut, hell, housewives, k tel, lector, live cam, mellow gold, murder children, murderer, Music, nbsp, sweatpants, tap, tv commercials
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I Turn 42 May 28
Stop by my chat room and wish me a happy birthday! LeahKleim: I got pissed at x LeahKleim: broke a buncha s**t LeahKleim: busted windows LeahKleim: smashed up his car and truck LeahKleim: gashed my arm open on broken glass … Continue reading
Posted in Leah Kleim, Personal
Tagged admirers, anger management, asthma, bandits, birthday card, breasts, broken glass, chat room, critical acclaim, dry humor, f king, happy birthday, hot body, jewish community, ked, leah, leahkleim, levi, literary endeavors, lol, nbsp, nice ass, passtime, pax, rage, rough sex, tits and ass
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