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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?

Join the fun: palestine4ever:  I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma:  The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek:  Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever:  … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam With Reverend Des!

Click here to join the fun: My patented "Tie me kangaroo down, sport" workout routine is now live. If you try it faithfully every day for two weeks, you are guarenteed to lose two inches off your thighs and add … Continue reading

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