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I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam

I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video I plan to have … Continue reading

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At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met

From my live cam: Video palestine4ever:  This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack:  i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever:  I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading

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Why Do We Give Other People What We Want?

I’m sitting in my hovel surrounded by freakin’ balloons. Everywhere I go — which isn’t far in here — I’m tripping over and colliding with balloons. They’re big and bright and blue and they’re wishing me a happy birthday. They’re … Continue reading

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