I Was A Teenage Heartthrob

Actress Julia Sandberg-Hansson, 24, emails: "Good god you’re perfectly evil. Did you know that I used to keep a cut-out picture of you from an old issue of Rolling Stone in my diary when was 15? I think I was a little bit in love with you."

Dear Julia,

I’m working on a song. It starts like this:

You need a greencard
I need a wife
Let’s make lots of money

Here’s the music video.