Alexander Technique In Lust

Many students of the Alexander Technique become overly excited by their studies. They tend to pair off with members of the opposite sex and go see such frivolous secular entertainments as movies. Afterwards, drives along Mulholland Drive are particularly popular.

It is not unusual to say two students of the Technique abandoning everything they have been taught in their animalistic rush to satisfy their carnal desires. Only one phrase adequately describes what happens in these cars — "debauched kinesthesia."

They stunt their necks, narrow their shoulders, tighten their backs and engage in all sorts of extraneous movements with their hips and pelvic regions.

Makes me sick.

The ideal response to such situations is for the male to whip out "Man’s Supreme Inheritance" and read aloud to the weaker sex from pages 67-69 until all sinful thoughts have been expunged from their debauched kinesthesia.

This always works for me.