OMG It’s Jesus!!!

That’s the most common greeting I get these days in my chat room.

I find it disconcerting.

Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity:

Ur ugly
Grizzly Adams!
Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy
U need a shave!
What’s tefillin?
U wanna hook-up?

I try to teach my chatters that they are in the presence of G-d but something’s getting lost in the translation.

guest295:  OMG its jesus!!!!!!!!!!!
YourMoralLeader:  my child
User guest295 changed their name to IFoundJesus.
zappa:  What’s a hospice?
YourMoralLeader:  I am the way, the truth and the life
IFoundJesus:  hi jesus *waves*
zappa:  About a gallon and a half
User IFoundJesus left the room.