I’m Nuts This Morning

Just completely bonkers.

I have kangaroos running loose in my top paddock.

You don’t want to miss this.

It’s streaming live on my cam:

CraigsList:  Good morning
CraigsList:  I can’t believe you make money off of this that justifies your time investment.
CraigsList:  Ten bucks a day is what – a fifth the minimum wage?
CraigsList:  This just is not the highest and best use of your time
CraigsList:  You need to put your life in my hands, and do what I say.  I want to be the Col. Parker to your Elvis.
CraigsList:  I want to make you the Elvis of bloggers
User CraigsList changed their name to CharlieTheAbo.
CharlieTheAbo:  My motto: "Every Abo needs a Jew and every Jew needs an Abo"
CharlieTheAbo:  I think Leah Kleim is trying to smoke me out.
YourMoralLeader:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  Plese help me
CharlieTheAbo:  You sound nuts this morning. What’s whith the grunting at the start of every message?
YourMoralLeader:  Communicating with the mother ship
CharlieTheAbo:  Have you gone scientological?
CharlieTheAbo:  Why do you grunt?
CharlieTheAbo:  Even we Abos don’t do that
CharlieTheAbo:  This is no way to make a living, and you don’t anyway, so why not try something different?
YourMoralLeader:  have faith, the TV show will come
CharlieTheAbo:  So say a bunch of Jews on the make
CharlieTheAbo:  "Don’t worry, Jesus, as soon as the Romans grab you, we’ll put up your bail money and sneak you into Persia."
CharlieTheAbo:  I want Leah Kleim in here