I Call Emma For The First Time

From my live cam chat:

Gina:  Dad will be there too
Gina:  both Dads
YourMoralLeader:  let me talk to your father
YourMoralLeader:  my dad and his dad
Gina:  have the talk Luke
ANYTIMEASAP:  heh fill me in  whats on with our emma ?
Gina:  Luke you need an adjustment
YourMoralLeader:  how?
Gina:  we want to see those gorgeous eyes
YourMoralLeader:  anyone got emma’s #?
WELSH:  someone just got banned i’ve never seen that before in the moral leaders room?
Gina:  you are our moral center
Gina:  but you are off kilter
Gina:  don’t use that # you found on the bathroom wall last night
YourMoralLeader:  ringing
YourMoralLeader:  ringing
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  what do I do with an 18yo girl who wont pick up my call?
YourMoralLeader:  spank her?
Emma:  lmao!!!!!!!!
guest14:  Do you know that she really is a she?
russiandragon:  some say toyboy
Emma:  lol
Gina:  don’t laugh your a s s off… there won’t b anything to spank
ANYTIMEASAP:   your a goood pr guy kuke. hope she is sensible
Emma:  Tomorrow Luke…
YourMoralLeader:  thanks ASAP
russiandragon:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  I want you now
Emma:  I know I felt the vibrations
russiandragon:  lol
Gina:  1 800 emma now
ANYTIMEASAP:  oops luke.MORAL LEADER
Gina:  kiss your tzitzit
YourMoralLeader:  i dont recognize that part of myself
WELSH:  bk
Emma:  lol
russiandragon:  mm
ANYTIMEASAP:  LOL
russiandragon:  wb
ANYTIMEASAP:  LOL
ANYTIMEASAP:  WHAT A SKIT
Emma:  lol huffy Levi
guest91:  still off your medication there fruitcake?
YourMoralLeader:  There will be blood
YourMoralLeader:  yes
Gina:  no slurp
YourMoralLeader:  is that wrong?
Emma:  no
YourMoralLeader:  i was gonna wait till emma’s bday to call
YourMoralLeader:  but gina shoved me
Emma:  lol
Gina:  OOPS!
Gina:  Sorry
Gina:  should have given us the heads up
Gina:  can you hold out until then?
Emma:  lol
Gina:  Luke who does the laundry?
YourMoralLeader:  me now
YourMoralLeader:  emma soon
Gina:  quarters?
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  y
Gina:  or your saving them for the vibrating bed
User ANYTIMEASAP changed their name to atlanticcurrent.
YourMoralLeader:  would you like a vibrating bed emma?
Gina:  she’ll settle for a bed
Emma:  hmmm nope
Emma:  lol
Gina:  water bed?
Emma:  Whoa yeah!
Emma:  lol
atlanticcurrent:    she settle for a settle
Emma:  lol that didnt sound good
guest93:  hey luke, I’m gonna build a shelter for the homeless
guest93:  you know, to give your momma a place to live
YourMoralLeader:  thanks 93
YourMoralLeader:  how about me?
guest93:  you can join her luke
guest93:  you look fit for it
YourMoralLeader:  got any grub, mate?
Emma:  Not really luke
Emma:  You should have soup
Emma: 
YourMoralLeader:  i need me sum emma
Emma:  yep
Gina:  slurp slurp
Emma:  lol
atlanticcurrent:   luke is gettin a pot belly !!!
atlanticcurrent:   LOL
Gina:  Emma stirs his pot
Gina:  bubbling over
atlanticcurrent:  HES BREEDING SOMETHING YUCH
Gina:  whats in your movie que
guest93:  what’s that you’re eating luke, gruel?
atlanticcurrent:  GINA WHERE ARE YOU/
Emma:  Bedtime.. Gnight Gina, Luke xoxoxoxoxox
Emma:  Take care
YourMoralLeader:  gnight
guest95:  that looks like sugar pps
YourMoralLeader:  xoooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Emma:  xxxxxxxx
guest93:  looks like something you might find on a pub step on a sunday morning, luke
Gina:  Bye Emma XXXXXX
User Emma left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  i miss that girl
YourMoralLeader:  she does strange things to my heart
YourMoralLeader:  and other parts of me
guest93:  you mean you get colonic spasms too luke?
guest95:  what an image
guest95:  lol
atlanticcurrent:  huh
guest93:  mind you, come to think of it, I can tell by the look on your face
Gina:  She did the room proud in your absence Luke
YourMoralLeader:  how so?
Gina:  Leading in your place
guest93:  well you often look like you’re pinching a loaf when you’re on cam
Gina:  as a good Rebbitzen does
atlanticcurrent:  off now , night loonies
guest93:  kinda like you need………well, a good s**t
guest93:  to put it bluntly
YourMoralLeader:  is that bad?
guest93:  not at all
Gina:  floaters
Gina:  do you after extra milk left?
Gina:  have*
YourMoralLeader:  rice milk
YourMoralLeader:  all gone
guest95:  ewwww gross
guest93:  sounds like Luke’s watching ‘Debbie Does Frankenstein Whilst Meeting The Abbots’
guest93:  if you know what I mean
guest93:  and I think frankenstein does
YourMoralLeader:  is that wrong?
guest93:  so tell me luke, when you hit 40 and realised that adolescence was never going to play much of a part in your life, did you feel any form of concern?
guest95:  lol
guest96:  as a moral leader you rate 00000000000000000000000000000
guest93:  I feel about as morally led as a nun up a garden path by a pimp into a cucumber field
YourMoralLeader:  I can relive my adolescence with emma
YourMoralLeader:  but make it more fun
YourMoralLeader:  more successful
guest93:  I think emma is the only advocate you’ve got luke
YourMoralLeader:  I’ll be the quarterback and she’ll be the cheerleader/homecoming queen
guest93:  sounds just peachy luke
YourMoralLeader:  and I’m flying to ireland to take her to her prom
guest95:  you give change luke?
YourMoralLeader:  Meet the parents
YourMoralLeader:  this old hairy jew shows up on her doorstep, tells pops he met Emma online
guest93:  they’ll like a hard working boy like you luke
guest93:  the irish have a reputation of loving loser wastrels with no form of self-maintenance
guest96:  fire away lukey boy, you cant take advantage of the irish
guest96:  you must justify a means
guest93:  I’m sure when emma’s folks see  your living habits, they’ll be only too pleased to take you in
guest93:  you can wrap tefillin for them luke
guest93:  how nice would that be huh?
YourMoralLeader:  I’ll tell pops i hang out on a cam all day and take paypal donations
YourMoralLeader:  God will provide for me and his daughter
guest93:  I’m sure he’ll be thrilled
YourMoralLeader:  God = pops
guest93:  I wonder how the semitic politic will fare in the roman catholic land of Ireland luke?
guest96:  irish history would suit your ideals
YourMoralLeader:  i wonder if he will be cool with me hanging out in kollel for a few years
guest96:  whats with the baby crying
guest93:  it’s the main course 96
guest93:  it will be ready by the time luke finishes his starter
guest99:  you need a shave buddie
Gina:  Luke you have your hands full t’night
guest93:  have you ever had sex with a woman luke?
Gina:  good luck
Gina:  xxoooxxxooxoo
YourMoralLeader:  no
YourMoralLeader:  i’m waiting for marriage
User Gina left the room.
guest93:  or anything remotely resembling it?
YourMoralLeader:  as g-d wants
guest93:  really?
YourMoralLeader:  nope

Shirl:  busy on phone huh?
YourMoralLeader:  hi
Shirl:  whats the topic?
Shirl:  smiles
YourMoralLeader:  leah kleim
YourMoralLeader:  rabbi abuse
Shirl:  what is leah kleim?
YourMoralLeader:  controversial blogger
Shirl:  why can’t i see you typing?
YourMoralLeader:  can now
Shirl:  oh i see now
Shirl:  its very bright though
YourMoralLeader:  turn down light
Shirl:  ah much better
YourMoralLeader:  tell me about yourself
Shirl:  i live in Canada
YourMoralLeader:  work?
Shirl:  quit my job…new boss was not nice
YourMoralLeader:  oy
YourMoralLeader:  what r u good at?
Shirl:  music and art
Shirl:  but that was not my job
YourMoralLeader:  ur a good writer
Shirl:  painter
Shirl:  i worked at a law office
YourMoralLeader:  what would you do for work if you knew you couldn’t fail?
Shirl:  i didn’t fail at the law office..it was injustice
YourMoralLeader:  i know, but whats your dream job?
Shirl:  i had a dream job, part-time and knew the job like the back of my hand
YourMoralLeader:  doing what?
Shirl:  reception/secretarial…i’m a people person
YourMoralLeader:  painter?
Shirl:  i have a fine arts degree but have not painted for a few years
YourMoralLeader:  why?
Shirl:  good question….i guess its because of computers
Shirl:  they distract you
YourMoralLeader:  do you write much?
Shirl:  and you get addicted to them
Shirl:  i think i would be a good writer if i did
YourMoralLeader:  do you have a blog?
Shirl:  no, i hate blogs
YourMoralLeader:  why?
Shirl:  because i’m a private person
YourMoralLeader:  what do you want to do with your life?
Shirl:  have not figured that out
YourMoralLeader:  when did you graduate college?
Shirl:  are you a writer?
YourMoralLeader:  yes, of blog lukeford.net
Shirl:  and you write about?
YourMoralLeader:  judaism, hollywood myself
Shirl:  what of Hollywood?
YourMoralLeader:  check it out!
User Shirl left the room.
Shirl:  had a quick peek
Shirl:  i just turned up my speakers, did you say something?
YourMoralLeader:  just chatting on phone
YourMoralLeader:  mainly listening
YourMoralLeader:  http://lukeford.net/essays/contents/photos.htm
YourMoralLeader:  those are hollywood photos
Shirl:  are you talking to someone who came into this site?
YourMoralLeader:  no
palestine4ever:  "r u afraid of emotional intimacy?"
YourMoralLeader:  no
Shirl:  this is the first time i’ve been to easy streaming for months, i used to wander around in here a lot before
palestine4ever:  Luke, don’t use txt msg shorthand in a heart-to-heart talk with the ladies
YourMoralLeader:  hey arab
YourMoralLeader:  sorry
YourMoralLeader:  from the heart
palestine4ever:  I’m just trying, Luke, I’m trying…
palestine4ever:  I will make an angry jihadi of you yet
Shirl:  why anger?
palestine4ever:  Luke should be angry.
palestine4ever:  Hi Shirl
Shirl:  hi pal
palestine4ever:  But yes, Luke should be angry.
YourMoralLeader:  palestine is the funniest, shirl, you just have to give him time