Live Chat With Emma

From my live cam chat:

YourMoralLeader:  i’m sick mentally and physically
Emma:  Whats wrong?
YourMoralLeader:  just a cold, feeling better actually
Emma:  Good
YourMoralLeader:  what’s new?
YourMoralLeader:  how’s pops?
Emma:  Fine
Emma:  Thanks
YourMoralLeader:  have u told him about us?
Emma:  No
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  lol
Emma:  He would freek
YourMoralLeader:  he’ll be pleased to hear about the reality show coming to visit him
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Yeah thats springing it on him gently
Emma:  =]
Emma:  How is your day going?
YourMoralLeader:  just got acupuncture
YourMoralLeader:  emma, you never share any drama from your life, i want drama!
Emma:  Im not a drama queen
Emma:  There isnt much drama lol
YourMoralLeader:  tell me something about ur life
Emma:  What do you want to know?
Emma:  What do you want Luke!
YourMoralLeader:  i want to know more about you
YourMoralLeader:  but it’s like pulling teeth!
Emma:  lol
Emma:  hmm
YourMoralLeader:  r u afraid of emotional intimacy?
Emma:  No
Emma:  Are you?
YourMoralLeader:  no
Emma:  Ok then
Emma:  I hope we can communicate better  when we meet
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  I just want to be close to you
YourMoralLeader:  is that too much to ask?
Emma:  No
YourMoralLeader:  i don’t want to invade you
YourMoralLeader:  till we’re married
Emma:  Is that what you call it…
Emma:  Invade
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  what do you call it?
YourMoralLeader:  when two irish love each other and want to express their love in a concrete way, what do they do?
Emma:  On my wedding night I dont expect my husband to invade me
YourMoralLeader:  how about plough?
YourMoralLeader:  boff?
Emma:  loool
YourMoralLeader:  plunder?
YourMoralLeader:  shtup?
Emma:  plough lmao
YourMoralLeader:  pork?
Emma:  lol
Emma:  No Luke I dont want you to plough me
Emma:  Or pork me
Emma:  Or plunder me
YourMoralLeader:  how about f**k?
Emma:  pfffffft
YourMoralLeader:  how about make sweet tender love?
Emma:  You sure have a way with words
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Thats better
YourMoralLeader:  how about root?
YourMoralLeader:  what do the irish call it?
YourMoralLeader:  what did your parents teach you about the act of marital intimacy?
Emma:  suirí a dhéanamh
Emma:  My parents never spoke of this with me
YourMoralLeader:  I need to have a talk with them.
Emma:  Why?
YourMoralLeader:  I need to round out your Catholic education with some Jewish insights.
Emma:  hmmm
YourMoralLeader:  for my TV show
Emma:  Your tv show is about you…
Emma:  Your day to day life
YourMoralLeader:  it’s more about aking the Gospel of Luke into Ireland
YourMoralLeader:  and converting the savages
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  which irish hero do I most resemble?
YourMoralLeader:  saint?
Emma:  Your in a class of your own Luke. I don’t think you resemble any irish