Emma’s Posted A New Picture On Her MySpace

It’s a side of her I haven’t seen before — all haughty, proud and punishing.

I like it!

You can talk to Emma — respectfully! — in my chat room.

And no, she’s not available.

YourMoralLeader:  What sorts of things should I do on my reality show?
SimonSmith:  answer questions
SimonSmith:  on important things in life
Emma:  Do the kangaroo workout
Emma:  That will get everyone going
palestine4ever:  How modest!
Emma:  It’s sunbathing time..
palestine4ever:  Look at that, Emma
palestine4ever:  All of that could be yours
Emma:  Yay
palestine4ever:  Okay…
palestine4ever:  This got weird.
Emma:  Where you expecting a different response?
palestine4ever:  No, I mean…
palestine4ever:  It’s one thing to watch Luke at his desk.
palestine4ever:  This is a whole different experience.
palestine4ever:  Hmm.
palestine4ever:  This feels…
palestine4ever:  dirty.
Pana:  I wish I was lying down there
Emma:  lmao
Emma:  Very inspiring
palestine4ever:  Be like Luke and you too can take "lay in the grass breaks" every day at 3:15
Emma:  Inspires me to run to l.a and jump on luke
palestine4ever:  Oh wow
palestine4ever:  Okay, so this freaks me out, makes Emma horny…
palestine4ever:  Carl, Pana, what’s your take?
palestine4ever:  I’m going to go question every moral certainty I had in light of this Luke lying in the sun revelation