Live On My Cam, I’m Smiting My Scrotum With A Stone

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He who is without sin, let him throw the first comment.
EmmaHugeFan:  through cleaning Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  no
Vicky:  It looks rather messy
Vicky:  But I don’t see any mold on the walls
EmmaHugeFan:  you posted you had to clean your "rooms". Which rooms would those be?
guest18:  Sr. Ford, where are you from?
YourMoralLeader:  bathroom and here
YourMoralLeader:  aussie
guest112:  this
guest112:  is
guest112:  a
guest112:  sneezing
guest112:  coughiong
guest112:  wheezing
guest18:  Would you prefer to talk in German then?
guest112:  ?
User guest112 changed their name to RabbiGadol.
guest18:  Sr. Ford, are you from the area around Vienna per chance?
YourMoralLeader:  Help me rabbi, Satan has me by the balls!
RabbiGadol:  I don’t know how.
YourMoralLeader:  Help me, Emma, Satan has me by the balls!
EmmaHugeFan:  guest18 he is australian not austrian
Emma:  I read lol
YourMoralLeader:  Please help me overcome my lustful desires for you
YourMoralLeader:  please gain 40 pounds
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  you’d look more jewish then
Emma:  I don’t think so
RabbiGadol:  This is not the way a Jewish man should be.
EmmaHugeFan:  smite your scrotum with a stone luke. that will cure what ails you
Emma:  Hi Rabbi
RabbiGadol:  Luke, why do you libel Jewish women so?
RabbiGadol:  Were you not born to a Jewish woman?
RabbiGadol:  Sorry, I forgot.
RabbiGadol:  Emma, please state your intentions with respect to Luke
RabbiGadol:  I hate to see you taking advantage of him
RabbiGadol:  Which would be very easy for you to do
Emma:  I already have Rabbi
RabbiGadol:  He has aspirations
Emma:  I dont have to explain myself
YourMoralLeader:  exactly!
RabbiGadol:  Levi, I know this sounds extreme, but whenever you think about her, masturbate until the feeling ebbs and you can resume fiddling with your ad on Jdate
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you rabbi
YourMoralLeader:  Does anyone know if Russian Dragon is still alive?
Emma:  Of course he is
Emma:  Why wouldnt he be
RabbiGadol:  But to avoid spilling your seed on the ground, which the Torah forbids, spill it into a cup and drink it, which the Torah does not forbid.
RabbiGadol:  Luke, Levi, you stopped attending my classes.  Why? 
YourMoralLeader:  too busy rabbi
YourMoralLeader:  on my cam
RabbiGadol:  This is just like being an alcoholic, this craving for young shiksa flesh.  It must be fought endlessly
Emma:  lol
inbal:  whats with the beard?
YourMoralLeader:  it is a sign of my dedication to Torah
ElCojones:  did you get that shirt in high school luke?
inbal:  plenty of dedicated people are cleanshaven
YourMoralLeader:  elementary school
RabbiGadol:  It starts with a chat.
YourMoralLeader:  I question that, Inbal
inbal:  how so?
RabbiGadol:  clean shaven leads to dancing with shiksas
RabbiGadol:  The 911 hijackers were clean shaven, all of them
inbal:  true
inbal:  got to go
inbal:  but i shall return!
inbal:  smile!
RabbiGadol:  Emma, are you willing to eat matzah this passover to the exclusion of bread?  It would be good practice for you.
RabbiGadol:  A dry, tasteless food that Jews eat on Passover
RabbiGadol:  Are you willing?
Emma:  Sure
YourMoralLeader:  yay
YourMoralLeader:  She’ll try anything once!
Emma:  True
RabbiGadol:  Self release Luke.  Release the force.
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Yes be strong Luke
RabbiGadol:  Do this twice a day whenever you feel that Satan has you by your scrotum
RabbiGadol:  Emma, are you sure you are 18 and not 17 or 16?
Emma:  Positive

RabbiGadol:  Because if you were, Luke could end up in prison
Emma:  For?
ElCojones:  We might see Luke on 48hrs
RabbiGadol:  "To catch a blogger"
Emma:  Love that song…
Emma:  Ace of base!
RabbiGadol:  "Mister Ford, did you know that this girl was 14?"
RabbiGadol:  "But she didn’t look a day under 17!"
RabbiGadol:  Sigh….try to focus on cleaning up and thechometz
RabbiGadol:  The Holy Father will be here soon
DennisPrager:  Not sure how I ended up on your cam stream, but I’m not stalking you!
YourMoralLeader:  Hi Dennis
YourMoralLeader:  You’re my moral leader
YourMoralLeader:  Everything I am today is because of you!
YourMoralLeader:  Even though I was never a pupil nor a friend.
User RabbiGadol left the room.
DennisPrager:  wWere you at my roast?
YourMoralLeader:  No, how did it go?
DennisPrager:  I was I was humbled
YourMoralLeader:  no
YourMoralLeader:  That is not like you
DennisPrager:  My ex was there….scared the hell out of me!
DennisPrager:  My broadcast is going international?  I’m excited!
YourMoralLeader:  I’m sorry about any misunderstandings we’ve had over the years.
YourMoralLeader:  I didn’t mean to hurt you. I love you.
DennisPrager:  We’re both naricissitic sociopaths!  I love ya too.
Emma:  awwww
ElCojones:  hate to break this to you Dennis- but Luke debuted international
ElCojones:  what are you stroking just off camera luke?
YourMoralLeader:  Dennis, Satan has me by the balls. What should I do?
Emma:  Grab his
YourMoralLeader:  18 and Irish – dangerous curves ahead!
Emma:  lol
ElCojones:  thats an awfully limp wrist there
DennisPrager:  My articles to commentary keep on getting rejected.  Is there no justice in this world?
ElCojones:  Praeger you need to face the music-
ElCojones:  the world has passed you by and Luke Ford is the new face of Judaism today
ChubbyWood:  thats reassuring
ElCojones:  is he wearing a Masonic apron?
ChubbyWood:    I dont see a brick nor a mortor
ElCojones:  or a Mormon garment?
cuntpunt:  I LOVE YOU LUKE!, But I must go now, love the sqats baby
ElCojones:  is that cloth continuous from front to back? it looks like anal floss
ChubbyWood:       its nice to see someone so narcisistic innit
ChubbyWood:   a man that obviously  has so little to do yet finds we would enjoy watching
ChubbyWood:    almost scarey
YourMoralLeader:  almost
ElCojones:  Luke have you asked Emma to loan you money yet?
YourMoralLeader:  not yet, i can only remember once doing that to a woman and it was my ex 1994
YourMoralLeader:  she wanted me to move out of her place only my car was in the shop and i needed $500 to fix it and get it out so I could sleep in it!
Emma:  Whoa I think this has been your longest yet Luke
YourMoralLeader:  All the other money I got from my women, I earned it honestly
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you Emma, I was thinking of you in church.
Emma:  You don’t go to church Luke
YourMoralLeader:  shhhh, don’t tell my rabbi.
ElCojones:  Luke is that the very desk at which you went to war with Tim Case and Brandye Alexander?
DesmondFord:  Why do you blog instead of living a grace-centered life?
YourMoralSchvartze:  that’s the des i love!
ElCojones:  is that the keyboard from which you got Brandye fired from her job at the cemetery?
YourMoralLeader:  I want to earn my way to heaven
YourMoralLeader:  Gina, call me babe
DesmondFord:  I’ll make you a minister yet!
YourMoralSchvartze:  good works are nothing luke
WillieD:  it’s hard to believe that was 10 years ago
DesmondFord:  Why do you wash your soul with legalisms instead of grace?
YourMoralLeader:  insecurity?
WillieD:  luke, seriously, we need you to start showing up at the porn events again…just take some pictures…we don’t care what you have to say
WillieD:  …but the Camera of Death needs to come out of hiding
DesmondFord:  There are ways of recovering your foreskin!
YourMoralSchvartze:  the  CoD is one of the things that makes life worth living
WillieD:  c’mon, you have no soul…remember the photo of randi wright pi**ing on herself?  that was golden…so to speak
DesmondFord:  Marry Emaa  and come back to the faith.
ElCojones:  every song is for emma
guest62:  theme from deep throat?
DesmondFord:  Emma will love you even more if you get back your foreskin.
DesmondFord:  Only a Jewess would have a problem with a foreskin.
ElCojones:  oh- a retraction in progress
ElCojones:  this is blogging at its finest
ElCojones:  this is the face of humility
guest63:  turn the volume up yourmoralleader i love a bit of gossip
guest62:  that dirty laundry on the flor?
ElCojones:  haha principal fu manchu!
ElCojones:  Luke is being pranked
ElCojones:  dont forget to ask them for money Luke
ElCojones:  floof this is live action blogging
floofin:  transcendent, i’m sure
ElCojones:  yeah "I gotta run off"
ElCojones:  run off right to my keyboard
WillieD:  luke, did you know the drummer for def leppard only has one arm?
floofin:  doesn’t stop him from beating his women though, what an overachiever
Emma:  Luke what was your fav subject at school?
YourMoralLeader:  sex ed
Emma:  lol
Emma:  smart ass
YourMoralLeader:  it depended on the teacher but journalism, history