I’m Live On My Cam

Join the conversation and prepare for Passover right. I’ll kasher your dishes live on my cam (I’m doing a virtual seder for shut-ins on April 17):

guest112: You may all sit down. Today’s question, as presented on another board is this: do you expect the women you are intimate with to shave themselves about the birth canal?
guest112:  Apparently, among women under 35, this is now a given.
guest9:  i never heard of this…why…???
guest112:  I argue on Rabbinical grounds that this is a correct practice for women to follow around Pesach, as luxuriant hair there might otherwise be a hiding place for bread crumbs.
guest9:  i thought it was buried treasure not chometz
guest112:  So, better to shave it all off, as part of making a home kosher for passover
ToTheSea:  They do (literally) what they need to do to secure a husband and then once that’s done…
GUAPO:  what it do luke
GUAPO:  what it do emma
Emma:  Hey Guapo
GUAPO:  you in love with luke emma
Emma:  No
GUAPO:  you just like to conversate
Emma:  Yeah..
Emma:  How are you?
GUAPO:  im real good emma
GUAPO:  thank you for askin
Emma:  Good
GUAPO:  how you?
Emma:  Fine thanks
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GUAPO:  you and luke gonna go on a date?
Emma:  Are you and Luke gonna go on a date?
GUAPO:  no
GUAPO:  me and courtney cumz is though
Emma:  lol
GUAPO:  once look hook it up
Emma:  Good luck with that
GUAPO:  what kinda computer you got em
Emma:  I’m using a laptop
GUAPO:  hold on yall can we have a momnet of silence for frosty freeze
Emma:  Frosty Freeze?
GUAPO:  ok resume
GUAPO:  yeah frosty freeze dead today
Emma:  Who was he then?
Emma:  or she?
GUAPO:  he gonna break dance in heaven from now on
Emma:  Breakdancer
Emma:  I see
GUAPO:  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080404/ap_en_mu/obit_frost
GUAPO:  emma how about me you and courtney cumz? you in?
Emma:  lol No thanks
GUAPO:  no hurt in asking
Emma:  Nope
Emma: 
GUAPO:  i winder why luke pretend to talk on the phone but make no noise
Emma:  lol he has no sound
GUAPO:  luke playing mind tricks
GUAPO:  howdy luke
GUAPO:  what it do son
GUAPO:  luke stomach appear to hurt
YourMoralLeader:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  hi emma
Emma:  Hey..you ok?
YourMoralLeader:  yes, doing difficult work for mossad
YourMoralLeader:  dangerous and top secret
YourMoralLeader:  we may never see each other again
GUAPO:  bin laden gonna come after you
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Hope not
GUAPO:  what you cant tell your boy hello?
Emma:  ?
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, this may be our last time together. Let’s make it meaningful. Please take off your top.
Emma:  lol!
YourMoralLeader:  thank you, looking good, honey.
Emma:  No problem Luke
Emma:  Your turn
GUAPO:  976 aint top secret work
catherine:  helleo
Emma:  Hey Catherine
GUAPO:  hi cat
cavaliera:  hello catherine
YourMoralLeader:  Emma’s keeping my baby. Papa don’t preach.
catherine:  hi
GUAPO:  wanna go on a date?
catherine:  guapo where are you from
GUAPO:  mile high city
catherine:  wheres that
GUAPO:  ask luke
catherine:  guapo whats your real name
GUAPO:  latroy
catherine:  i come from the scottish borders
GUAPO:  mm i like scottish borders
catherine:  is time you had a shave
YourMoralLeader:  nah
YourMoralLeader:  don’t preach
guest28:  G’day, son. It’s your dear old dad popping in. I see you’re still playing dress-up Jew  and listening to fair-dinkum homosexual music.
YourMoralLeader:  Yes dad
guest28:  I should have throttled you with your own umbilical cord, mate.
YourMoralLeader:  that hurts, dad
guest28:  when you dropped out of the womb mewling and puking, it was a sign of worse things to come.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m sorry I let you down, dad.
guest28:  look at your self-satisfied, schizophrenic smirk. you make me sick.
YourMoralLeader:  What should I do?
guest28:  Kill yourself.
YourMoralLeader:  Would that make you happy?
User guest30 left the room.
guest28:  Yes.
cavaliera:  go away 28!
YourMoralLeader:  I thought that was against the Bible, Rev. Des?
Emma:  lol
GUAPO:  some real eveil people in this world
guest28:  There’s exceptions to every rule, sonny Jim.
GUAPO:  why hate?
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, I want you to meet my future bride and the mother of my eight kids — Emma.
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, this is my father Rev. Des.
guest28:  steal any more Cocoa Krispies from the homeless this week, ya miserable layabout?
Emma:  Hey dad
Emma:  lmao
YourMoralLeader:  Not this week, dad.
GUAPO:  ba burg in rare form today
catherine:  what are you doing to your music
guest28:  If I had been there, I would have marched you starightaway to the corner store and made you buy DOUBLE of what you stole…and then I would have force-fed you a fair-dikum cane toad.
guest28:  And then I would have smashed your gob with aa cricket bat, you ponce.
YourMoralLeader:  Don’t you think I am your fault, dad?
guest28:  look at my pansy son c**king his head like a kookaburra. he’s so well-pleased with his own misbehavior.
guest28:  there you again, refusing to take responsibility for your sorry self.
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, dad’s got a soft underneath his hard exterior.
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, Emma and I want your blessing on our marriage. We’d like you to officiate with a rabbi. Is that cool?
GUAPO:  im gonna bounce tall just too hateful
cavaliera:  congratulations…luke and emma!
guest28:  You listen to me, sunny Jim, you wouldn’t be laughing if I were there. You’d cower and quail like you’ve always done…and the I’d find Holly Randall, load her bum and vaginaa with fresh, Vitamin-D enricched milk, grab some ANZAC biscuits and have a go.
guest28:  She’s know it too, by cracky.
guest28:  You’re a ponce.
cavaliera:  WOW!!!!!!!!!
guest28:  And your fake Jewry fools no one.
cavaliera:  you are really full of crazy words!
guest28:  Poor Avraham Union. He haad the good sense to throw you out of the RCC conversion program, but you try to cast an ill-light on him. Shame on you.
guest28:  The shame i feel every day when I think I spawned a worthless drone like you.
Emma:  It’s getting boring now 28
guest28:  Let’s get down to brass tacks, you whingeing little creep.
guest28:  You were thrown out of the RCC conversion program because you are a fake and an anti-Semite.
YourMoralLeader:  yeah, but aside from that?
guest28:  and Holly Randall’s bum is as big as all outdoors!
guest28:  It’s a sad day when a father can’t bear to look at his own son. That day is today. i’ve got to bugger off before I lose my Vegemite and cheese. Piss off, you pansy!
Emma:  Some people know too much about you

  Luke must be out celebrating MLK Day
KhunDiddy:  helping elderly Afro American ladies to cross the street
guest112:  This is what happens when Emma leaves
guest112:  You need to go over there and knock her up ASAP
YourMoralLeader:  ok
guest112:  Also, forbid her to go to school or read papers and books.
guest112:  Knowledge is power, and power is the last thing you want her to have
YourMoralLeader:  ok
guest112:  Pregnant, that is your goal
guest112:  yikes
guest112:  Send me a pic of her
guest112:  I am curous.
guest112:  Not sexual, as I have no such urges any more
guest112:  I am like the Holy Father in Rome
guest112:  This Madonna music is disgusting
guest112:  Among males, love of her music is a marker for homosexuality
guest112:  Have you gotten your truck back?
guest57:  Hey Luke, how is it going?
guest112:  WHERE ARE THE WHITE WOMEN?
RussianDragon:  he hides them under his desk
guest112:  Did you get a paint job to go with the new engine?
guest112:  I say you hire a bunch of latino taggers to give your van an authe
RussianDragon:  where is emma
guest112:  I was just about to ask that.
guest112:  Perhaps her father caught wind of what she was doing online
RussianDragon:  maybe she is delivering the first of their 8 babies
RussianDragon:  push push emma
YourMoralLeader:  she’s coming
RussianDragon:  oh look the baby looks like russiandragon
RussianDragon:  I BET SHE IS
guest112:  Luke, she might be underage
guest112:  4real
RussianDragon:  she is older then 12
Emma:  How was the interview?
YourMoralLeader:  good
Emma:  Alrighty
YourMoralLeader:  encoding and uploading it now
YourMoralLeader:  how was your day, emma?
Emma:  Was good. I had half day in college, and went horse riding after
guest57:  what college do you go to emma?
Emma:  Not far from where I live…
guest57:  whats the name of the school?
Emma:  Lol don’t worrie, you don’t know me
guest57:  what are you munching on, luke?
guest57:  you just eat and dont offer
guest57:  how come you dont offer us some of that?
Emma:  Lol because it’s a chat room?
guest57:  so
YourMoralLeader:  peanut butter on raisin bread
guest57:  that sounds good
Emma:  What music is that Luke?
guest57:  hey luke, do you have to pay to have your camera broadcasted on this website?
Emma:  It’s free
guest57:  is that true luke?
YourMoralLeader:  free
YourMoralLeader:  alize

guest68:  wanna razor?
guest68:  lol
guest68:  anyone got  a sense of humour here>?
Emma:  Whos telling the jokes?
guest68:  aaawww thats better. cute smile
guest69:  I like this number and I’m sticking to it!!!!!!!
guest68:  where you leading us YML?
guest68:  to hell?
guest68:  up a gum tree?
guest68:  you got fingers YML? theres a keyboard you know!!!
guest68:  clickerty click
YourMoralLeader:  good
guest68:  yeah good
RussianDragon:  idle fingers doing the devils bidding
guest68:  i was right about hell then!!
RussianDragon:  yup
guest68:  woahhhhhhhhhhhh
RussianDragon:  can you smell the sulfur
guest68:  mmmmmmm growing horns as we speak
guest68:  I am satans bride
RussianDragon:  you mean horny
guest68:  lol RD
RussianDragon:  he is a cult leader
guest68:  I am waiting to be lead.
User Cheeselikesubstance changed their name to FistofMikeAlbo.
guest68:  up the garden path?
Emma:  What you up too this weekend Russian?
User guest71 changed their name to noname.
RussianDragon:  inticing young beautiful girls in his wed of deceit
noname:  hi all
RussianDragon:  hi noname
Emma:  hey noname
FistofMikeAlbo:  wed of deceit huh?
FistofMikeAlbo:  thats rich
RussianDragon:  typo
RussianDragon:  web
guest68:  how nice. im a young beautiful girl. awaiting my fate
User RussianDragon changed their name to Lolita.
Lolita:  you’d better change your name 68
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, you’re pushing me over the borderline
Lolita:  he prefers nice names
Lolita:  like emma
User FistofMikeAlbo changed their name to ElazarMushkin.
Lolita:  and genice
Emma:  I’m trying to make conversation
Lolita:  and sarah
Emma:  It’s not working
Lolita:  etc
ElazarMushkin:  Luke, do you have a minute? I need a word with you.
Lolita:  to whome emma
Emma:  whomever
User G69 left the room.
Lolita:  oh well i’ll talk to you
Emma:  But if I said, Im gonna go on cam and strip
noname:  lol
Emma:  Hmmm id make conversation then
noname:  they all love that emma
Lolita:  i bet you would
guest68:  cool website YML. just had a look
ElazarMushkin:  You should go on cam and strip emma. I’d expect no less
Emma:  lol
noname:  lol
Lolita:  mm better not
User guest68 left the room.
Lolita:  we could get distracted
YourMoralLeader:  Rabbi Muskin, yes?
Lolita:  and i don’t write well with one hand
Lolita:  joke!
User Lolita changed their name to RussianDragon.
Emma:  Teardrop on the fire
ElazarMushkin:  I am greatly disappointed in you Luke.
RussianDragon:  you singing emma
ElazarMushkin:  Not only did you deceive me before. I invited you into my own home.
ElazarMushkin:  For Passover no less. You shared it with my own family.
RussianDragon:  hi elazar
ElazarMushkin:  And now this. This this "existence" you are leading
YourMoralLeader:  I’m sorry
ElazarMushkin:  using the interweb to ensnare mentally deficient yet nubile females
RussianDragon:  so what r u up to in the weekend emma
YourMoralLeader:  I’m giving all I can. You got the best of me!
YourMoralLeader:  you keep on pushing my love over the borderline
ElazarMushkin:  You’ve gone from writing about the porn to appearing in your own sick version of pornography
guest73:  he shames us all
YourMoralLeader:  Sorry rabbi, will you let me back in your shul?
Emma:  We cant hear the song Luke
ElazarMushkin:  Not the shul Luke, I  can never allow that. But someday, maybe, I’ll let you back into my heart
YourMoralLeader:  rabbi, help me
YourMoralLeader:  be the Torah Jew I know I can be
ElazarMushkin:  Don’t you see His works in the world around you?
ElazarMushkin:  God is love
RussianDragon:  it’s too late luke
coronzon:  beras**t bera elohim hathar shamane va atar aretz
ElazarMushkin:  I will Luke, but first you need to get a job, even if it’s in a kosher deli, and show me four consecutive paystubs
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, you must be my lucky star
RussianDragon:  yeah i said that yesterday to my jewish barber
Emma:  Your mine
YourMoralLeader:  how’s your shul rabbi?
YourMoralLeader:  you got any scoop for me?
ElazarMushkin:  I fear for the shul
ElazarMushkin:  Its fabric is rent
YourMoralLeader:  how so?
catherine:  what are you eating
ElazarMushkin:  the chasm caused by your expulsion festers like a boil on a gentiles ass
RussianDragon:  was that his tongue
RussianDragon:  where has that organ been
catherine:  emma are you going out with luke
Emma:  Not yet
YourMoralLeader:  soon!
RussianDragon:  is he comming to irelang
catherine:  emma why arent you there with him
Emma:  I don’t have wings
YourMoralLeader:  Emma makes me feel like a virgin
YourMoralLeader:  Yes, you do, honey. You’re an angel.
catherine:  well you can stay with him
Emma:  That was a good one
YourMoralLeader:  Her — is out of this world.
Emma:  He hasn’t seen my —–
RussianDragon:  hair?
RussianDragon:  face?
catherine:  what is the missing word for
RussianDragon:  you make me feel shiny and new
catherine:  is that what you are luke a virgin
ElazarMushkin:  Luke if we consider allowing you a place in the shul can you even afford it?
YourMoralLeader:  Yes rabbi, mind lending me the money?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m good for it
catherine:  i bet you are
RussianDragon:  sniff
ElazarMushkin:  We still are willing to set up a payment schedule
RussianDragon:  unloved
RussianDragon:  i’m going to my bed
Emma:  awww
Emma:  -hugs-
catherine:  i am looking for a boyfriend any out there
RussianDragon:  bye
YourMoralLeader:  guapo
YourMoralLeader:  OK, rabbi, can I go to daf yomi tomorrow morning?
YourMoralLeader:  I’ll show them this chat transcript to Rabbi Etshalom
ElazarMushkin:  In chesed, yes
YourMoralLeader:  Baruch HaShem, rabbi, I owe you one. I’m sorry for all the tsuris I’ve caused you and the shul. I’ll be a good boy now.
YourMoralLeader:  You’ll never have to spank me again.
ElazarMushkin:  I’ll come by and pick you up
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you
YourMoralLeader:  8 am
alexanderthegreat:  wierd
ElazarMushkin:  7:45. traffic is terrible
Emma:  lol
ElazarMushkin:  don’t let me check the cam at 7:30 and find you staring apishly into the screen and still not dressed
YourMoralLeader:  I promise.
catherine:  where are yous going at 8 olclock
YourMoralLeader:  YICC
catherine:  whats that mean
alexanderthegreat:  yorkshire infants cricket club
ElazarMushkin:  It’s Young Israel of Century City
alexanderthegreat:  of course it is
ElazarMushkin:  its the shul in which I am "TheMoralLeader". as opposed to this chatroom, where Luke is YourMoralLeader
YourMoralLeader:  Yes
alexanderthegreat:  there are 2 leaders ???
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you rabbi, I feel like there’s been a great healing today.
YourMoralLeader:  Let’s all hug
alexanderthegreat:  get this bloody song off
ElazarMushkin:  There there my son. Let’s not move in haste. The wounds are deep
Emma:  o.0
ElazarMushkin:  Now I must go.
alexanderthegreat:  ah phew thats better
YourMoralLeader:  Bye
ElazarMushkin:  Back to your regularly scheduled programming- I am sure you are busily educating these young minds.
cavaliera:  you are looking tired luke
Emma:  I’m going away for the weekend
guest78:  take your laptop
YourMoralLeader:  where?
YourMoralLeader:  good
Emma:  Dublin
YourMoralLeader:  Normally I make you excited Emma, what happened?
Emma:  I need to see something different than whats outside my window
YourMoralLeader:  girls just wanna have fun
guest112:  Emma….EmmaEmmaline, prettiest girl I ever seen
cavaliera:  yes emma…then you can choose…yourself
cavaliera:  112….seems to like you emma
Emma:  I dunno who he is
guest112:  I’m full of WOWW.  The extra "W" is for extra "WOWW"
guest112:  The impact of that beard would be greater if you gave yourself a buzzcut
Emma:  Someone is making him smile lol
YourMoralLeader:  only you
guest112:  Emma, what naughty things are you pming to Luke
YourMoralLeader:  You also make me sneeze
cavaliera:  thats a good thing emma
mrx:  nice music man
Emma:  That I make him sneeze?
guest112:  Luke, at this rate, in another five years you will be dating fetuses.
guest112:  I love the bubblegum pop muic
Emma:  Luke why do I make you sneeze?
mrx:  bravoooooooooooooooooo
guest112:  Get a room you two!
cavaliera:  hope he isn`t allergic to you lol
Emma:  lol
Emma:  He must be
YourMoralLeader:  I don’t know Emma, I wish I did. My body has reactions to you that I can’t control.
YourMoralLeader:  I told my rabbi that.
Emma:  And what did he say?
YourMoralLeader:  He said to make some money so I could fly you over.
YourMoralLeader:  and he could inspect you.
Emma:  lol Inspect me
YourMoralLeader:  I meant convert you.
Emma:  Oh dear
cavaliera:  incredible
guest112:  I’m Luke’s official virtue inspector
cavaliera:  hahahaha
guest112:  Call me Inspector V
Emma:  Convert me
YourMoralLeader:  We need to make sure you’re a virgin.
Emma:  aha
YourMoralLeader:  Like Princess Di
Emma:  Why ?
cavaliera:  wow
Emma:  lmao
guest112:  I will use a special probe to test for this
guest112:  Luke trusts me
Emma:  Leave princess diana out of this
YourMoralLeader:  That way I won’t have performance anxiety.

RevDesmondFord:  your limp, weak little retorts mean NOTHING, boy!
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, what did you expect from me?
YourMoralLeader:  You seem disappointed and a tad angry and violent. This is not the Christian way.
RevDesmondFord:  I sure didn’t expect you to grow up to drink from a jug of urine, mate!
RevDesmondFord:  Just look at your pathetic little CHAT ROOM! Rife with retards and anti-Semites! Oh, you must be fair-dinkum proud of yourself, ya snot!
RevDesmondFord:  your grotesque appearance puts me off my breakfast, it does.
RevDesmondFord:  No more Vegemite and cheese for me, today.
RevDesmondFord:  I just heard from your brother Paul.
RevDesmondFord:  He considers you a ponce, as well.
Tammy:  What is a ponce?
RevDesmondFord:  as does his Oriental wife.
Tammy:  This music is gay
RevDesmondFord:  and their half-breed children.
Tammy:  This is gay dance music
KhunDiddy:  See ya’ later gang..the misus wants to walk down to the local "Half Price Books"
RevDesmondFord:  It’s a good thing the Jewish people are not fooled by your smirking, prancing little charade.
guest99:   lets get everyone Rev……….. you go Ford!
RevDesmondFord:  only a handful of disenfranchised, moronic Internet dweebs buy into your act. You are going straight down the tubes, boy!
RevDesmondFord:  How does it taste?
Tammy:  It’s my mom’s music
guest99:   he professes to be orthodox in his latest venture
RevDesmondFord:  Well chuffed, are you?
guest99:   howerve he grew up in Desmonds house
YourMoralLeader:  http://www.youtube.com/user/ADigitalCultHeroine
RevDesmondFord:  I’ll straighten that out with one crack to the jaw, mate.
YourMoralLeader:  My mental health diary
guest99:   in Austrailia
RevDesmondFord:  been attacked by any porn stars lately, mate?
YourMoralLeader:  no
guest99:   where  the good rev was an evangelic hell and  brim preacher man!
RevDesmondFord:  SPEAK UP, BOY!
Tammy:  Your dad is mean to you
RevDesmondFord:  straighten out that posture!
Tammy:  You should defend yourself
RevDesmondFord:  there is NO defense for my sorry son.
RevDesmondFord:  that’s right, tap at your ergonomic keyboard. still pretending to be a writer, I see.
RevDesmondFord:  how are your SELF-PUBLISHED books doing, pansy?
Tammy:  My Mom would totally go for you
Tammy:  Would you date my aunt?
Tammy:  She’s around your age, and she rocks.
Tammy:  Never married, no kids
Tammy:  You two would look cute together.
RevDesmondFord:  Sickening. Just absolutely sickening. Next time try throwing in some Yiddish words to make yourself seem Jewish – though you are NOT and NEVER WILL BE.
RevDesmondFord:  Sammy Davis, Jr. was more of a Jew than you’ll ever be.
YourMoralLeader:  That schvartze?
RevDesmondFord:  you’re useless, boy.
YourMoralLeader:  What line of work should I go into, dad?
RevDesmondFord:  incapable of formulating any defense.
RevDesmondFord:  KILL YOURSELF.
YourMoralLeader:  I have none. You read me too clearly.
RevDesmondFord:  miserable little faggot.
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you for the gift of your feedback.
YourMoralLeader:  I know it comes from love, you homo.
RevDesmondFord:  DIE.
Tammy:  RevDesmondFord, you are not Luke’s dad. So who are you, a fake?
Tammy:  I hate fakes
cavaliera:  why don`t you ban him luke?
YourMoralLeader:  Mike comes from a good place.
cavaliera:  listen to crap like this
RevDesmondFord:  You whingeing little sodomite.
YourMoralLeader:  Ooh, gay bashing!
YourMoralLeader:  How did you feel when I came out of the closet, dad?
RevDesmondFord:  You are a closet anti-Semite.
RevDesmondFord:  and a blatant homosexual.
YourMoralLeader:  You’re more subtle about yours, dad.
RevDesmondFord:  attention-craving, amoral and utterly unredeemable.
Tammy:  Why save up all that mucus on that rag?
YourMoralLeader:  I learned it all from you dad.
Tammy:  That’s an old guy move.
RevDesmondFord:  that’s right: don’t take responsibility for yourself, boy. That’s always been your way.
Tammy:  Younger guys never have hankies.  They use tissue paper
RevDesmondFord:  preening and grinning like a psychopath.
RevDesmondFord:  UNION WAS RIGHT.
Tammy:  Luke, defend yourself!
User guest104 left the room.
User RevDesmondFord left the room.
cavaliera:  finally!
cavaliera:  puuuhhh

RavAronTendler:  I saw your Abner story
RavAronTendler:  interesting
RavAronTendler:  I wonder who got more woman, him or me
YourMoralLeader:  Aron, you did all right
fukelord:  good deal
YourMoralLeader:  The Talmud says: Who is the rich man?
fukelord:  Warren Buffet
YourMoralLeader:  He who is content with the # of ladies he boffed.
RavAronTendler:  Luke you are welcome to come to Sharey Tzedek
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you Rav
GUAPO:  i boffed 32 b**ches
YourMoralLeader:  Could you get your friend Avrohom Union and Rabbi Moshe Cohen from Aish in here?
RavAronTendler:  I spoke ot Rav Rosenberg about you and he’s ok with you coming there
fukelord:  but all those XPT are still jealous that you dated Holly Randall
GUAPO:  im not jealous cause for real holly racist
RavAronTendler:  Luke, according to your sources, who got laid more, me or Abner
YourMoralLeader:  You, Rav Aron.
YourMoralLeader:  got the younger stuff too
fukelord:  Holly’s cute, but those guys get worked up like a bunch of fanboys
RavAronTendler:  how do I compare to how often you got it on
fukelord:  I’m in love with her mom anyway
YourMoralLeader:  You got more and younger
GUAPO:  luke say i go away for like 18- 24 months… will you still  be on chat when i return?
YourMoralLeader:  rabbi
fukelord:  luke, what is the age of the oldest women with whom you’ve had sex?
TheAdmiral:  Luke how long do you plan on growing your beard?
YourMoralLeader:  Kitten Natividad, she was 52, I was 28
fukelord:  are you serious?
YourMoralLeader:  but she was famous!
fukelord:  I loved her in that Russ Myers film