We Need Beaches For Ugly People

I’m tired of vertically challenged fatties from south of the border wading around in my So-Ca beaches with their t-shirts on. Ugly people should have their own beaches so the rest of us can enjoy California

Mike: “I’ve seen people in Santa Monica wade into the waves fully-clothed, including jeans, which seems really dangerous because they get heavy when wet.”

We need some way of sorting people on public transport into the decent and the indecent so the decent folks don’t have to ride with the indecent.

I wish nature gave us some visual cues as to which people are dangerous and crime-prone. I wish nature color-coded people as well as plants and animals to let us know who’s most likely to be dangerous and who’s most likely to be smart and who’s more genetically similar to us and likely to be friendly. Sigh.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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