A Day Without A Mexican

Luke: “Are there any good beaches in LA where there are no Mexicans?”

Friend: “No.”

Luke: “I don’t like to see them wading into the ocean with their shirts on. All I want is a day without a Mexican.”

Friend: “Not possible. Who’s going to pick your fruit, mow your lawn, take out the garbage, clean the toilets?”

Luke: “All those things are done in Australia by white people who are paid a good wage.”

Friend: “No way. They must import people from Africa to do that.”

Luke: “Nope.”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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