I’m As Happy As A Mexican On Cesar Chavez Day

Mexican: “You Jews get ten days of holidays a year, we get one.”
Luke: “You are humble people.”
Mexican: “Shut up.”

Mexican on Cesar Chavez Day: “I’m so bored!”
Luke: “Maybe you could read on Google about Cesar Chavez.”
Mexican: “You’re such an ass.”

Mexican: “You’re falling from the pedestal I have you on as a smart white man.”
Luke: “Well, when I make a mistake, my fellow white man bails me out. White privilege.”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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