I Want To Learn How To Tell My Story

I saw a flyer yesterday for a ten-week workshop for low-income men and women to tell their stories. These poor buggers would learn about writing it up and delivering it in public.

I thought this could help me overcome my shyness, particularly with the opposite sex.

I’m poor. I figured I qualified. I figured I was a poster-boy for poverty.

So I applied and then I found out that the grant underwriting the workshop specified that low-income meant earning less than $15,000 a year.

I make more than that.

I can not tell a lie.

I guess I’ll have to figure out other ways to tell my story.

All I need is some female attention. Then I blossom and become quite gregarious.

Like the song says, I need love (but only within the strictest halachic boundaries rigorously enforced by the surliest RCC rabbis and kashrut-supervising convicted sex offender).

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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