Category Archives: Chaim Amalek

Chaim Amalek Needs 10 Wives

Chaim Amalek writes: Careful analysis using linear and non-linear methods indicates that I should have about 10 wives. A rotating group of say, three for sex; one to serve as advisor; two for procreation; one for her money, and two … Continue reading

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Are you reading too many books by straight white men?

Chaim Amalek writes: Reading this article (in part) led me to a new acronym that all of you should learn, as the ***** who control our culture are certain to seize upon it: “QUILTBAG- QUILTBAG is an acronym. It stands … Continue reading

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Who is Today’s Gadol Hador?

The Guardian of Israel never slumbers nor sleeps. Chaim Amalek: The Eye is ever watchful. There is concern here that never sleeps. When Moshiach comes, “American Idol” will be changed to “Who is Today’s Gadol Hador?” * A BT Jewess … Continue reading

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A Jew’s Best Friend Is His Rebbe

Chaim Amalek writes: When Moshiach comes, every goy will strive to be friends with every Jew, and you will have more goy friends than you can shake a lulav at. Of course, Yidden will know that a goy can never … Continue reading

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Fair Play For Amalek!

Let’s make this a hate-free Purim. Chaim Amalek says: Are you going to attend a Purim party this year? I suggest you use it as cover and agitate for fair play for Haman and his followers. Just say no to … Continue reading

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