Category Archives: Satire

Area Woman: Luke was ‘wholly appropriate’

Tuesday, area woman again denied that Luke improperly shared himself in an oval office meeting last week, seeking to quell growing criticism of Luke’s reported disclosure. Speaking to reporters, she called Luke’s behavior “consistent with the routine sharing of information” … Continue reading

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‘Why I’ve Decided To Take A Gap Year Before Joining ISIS’

Tristan Beverly writes: In the face of unprecedented pressure to succeed, today’s young adults have less time than ever to form their identities and discover who they want to be. The narrow, sheltered world of childhood can only prepare you … Continue reading

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Sam Hyde’s 2070 Paradigm Shift

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Chris Farley: ‘Kill Whitey!’

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My Name Is Bill Kristol — and How I Became a Renegade Jew

Forward: I’m a Renegade Jew. It didn’t start out that way. I was just an ordinary Jew, putting in my Jewish time, observing the Jewish calendar, mostly blowing off my Jewish responsibilities except for lip service to the faith on … Continue reading

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